I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
how can one not get this…
Though we know other homestucks exist at our school, we don’t often venture far enough outside of our close-knit 4thfloorstuck community to come into contact with them. But every once in a while we see traces of their presence here and there…
IM THE ONE WHO WROTE “NO, ITS A ROXY”
DUDE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU OMG I MUST TOUCH YOU
I have been personally informed this is going around again.
for the record i live in the dorm they told me was rad and i also go to the Friday night Ghost Adventures show things so yeah
Vandalism got me to move into a super rad dorm.
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
It got better.
This is precious